'Hi gd pm. Daniel stop tuitn starts tis wk and u need not come 2mrw. D school is giving them xtra class til exam"
-STELOR: Tuesday; 1.22PM-
-STELOR: Tuesday; 1.22PM-
WOOOW!!!YAAY YAAY!!!! That was the best news i heard this week, Music to my ears ( ooo, wearing earphone listening to music that was where the music came from). So this time i don't need to bother to tell her if i got an interview (PLEASE!! more interviews people).
Its not that i don't love teaching, it's just that teaching primary students is really exhausting and tiring, gave migraine and stress you a lot, SALUTE to all primary teachers in Brunei, Man i don't know how you guys do it.Needs a LOT of patience and determination.
My Friday class was okay, it just that my student, the chatterbox, kept asking questions which was not related to the subject he took, question after question, i was hammering my brain to answer as simple as possible so that he would understand and SHUT UP.
"Teacher do like watching magic"
"How did the magician put the coins inside the bottle without opening the bottle"
"How did the magician put the coins inside the bottle without opening the bottle"
OMG!!, i give you my magic, do you see the closet over there, why don't you get in there and magically appears in front of my eyes, better yet why don't i just locked you inside and leave you there, NOW THAT IS MAGIC!!
About that Daniel boy, last week he was really annoying me, then my phone rang and the ring tone was a funny sound like "OH-O" sound, then he asked me did i heard that, i denied then coincidentally the house lizard was making it 'sound' and he asked me again if this time i heard that since it was audible for a normal human being and i denied it again for the second time and said that he was hearing things and i assured him that i didn't hear anything, he asked if there were ghost in that room and i nodded ( i was in my evil mode=the grinch+the devil). After that he kept on following me where ever i go. Served him right, who said it was okay to make 'saliva machine gun' the entire desk. Too bad i didnt make him cry, if that were the case, it surely made my day (Wah! bad teacher eh!!!).
My boss was quite a happy person this week, No more office wars/fights. I guess she's happy because her business is smooth as expected. Or she just made a happy/cheerful face after taking Happy Pills, anti depression or prozac, since she knows that all the teachers are quitting, her business is a slump and a disaster and also trying to avoid heart attack and hypertension.
She did asked me (politely) if was interested in teaching new primary student. Declined the offer, even if she begs and tell me "You are very good with children, they seemed to love you and look at you as their big brother"(Hello!! who do you think i am? Santa Claus?- but she did asked me if i was interested to be santa claus for last year's christmas party- and i did say yes;HAHAHA!! i was in need of the teaching job, she asked me during my interview, and thank god i was not the santa).
There's an update about that Sazali guy, and yes the house still smell yucky, icky and awful. An anonymous teacher told me that Stelor was having an affair with this Sazali guy and her husband caught them in action in the office and yes, he killed Sazali. The affair theory is plausible than my version which was totally over exaggerated
Lets take a vote, which one is more convincing for that "Who killed Sazali/Who is Sazali" you can tell me in the Kurapak Chatbox.hhehe
But another theory from another anonymous teacher (its a conversation piece after they read my blog). He/She said that Stelor and her husband was "spicing up" their love, by wearing costumes, Her husband as an army named Sazali (baju pinjam from an army officer) and Stelor was a naughty school teacher.,HEHEHE So that is why there were changes with the furnitures; tables and chairs in every class.Every room huh?!(please bare in mind that this is an explicit sexual topic. readers discretion are advised).EEEWWWW!!! Too twisted mind man!!!!,YUCK!!!YUCK!!.
Next time really realy must remember to bring sanitizer.
I'm off, I think i have cold/flu AGAIN!!

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